so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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