found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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