a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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