just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
We need to feng shui this bitch.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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