i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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