is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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