they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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