I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
