I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
