Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
It's never too late to be topless.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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