Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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