You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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