Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
