The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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