Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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