And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
40s are totally the cure
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
