I met the friendliest cop last night
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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