when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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