Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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