I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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