Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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