The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
tell me about the fingering
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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