I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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