that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
high people should be assigned attendants
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Randomize
