Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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