I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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