babies were throwing up all over the place
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
When are your genitals available?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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