CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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