I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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