i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
you mean i was at the winter classic?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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