Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
My penis needs a shock collar
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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