quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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