yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
