I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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