Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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