someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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