Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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