Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
You had me at "let me see your balls"
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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