Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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