but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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