The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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