Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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