Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
