Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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