Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
It's official drugs can't kill me
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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