Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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