We're facebook friends in real life
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
vagina is talking i cant
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Randomize
