Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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