So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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