Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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